Mr. Cynical - updates

If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse. --Woody Allen

I tried, you didn't, I'm done.

A good man, a good rope, and a good Christmas tree are transposed when the man is hanged by the rope on the Christmas tree. As a transp...

You can not win an argument just by being right.

Years ago, women used to cook like their mother. Nowadays, they usually drink as their father.

If you know yourself, then you'll not be harmed by what is said about you. --(Arab proverb)

I asked the zebra, Are you black with white stripes? Or white with black stripes? And the zebra asked me, Are you good with bad habits? Or ...