RAIN

Some people feet the rain. Others just get wet.

--Bob Marley

LIVE

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

DARKNESS

Even your shadow leaves you when you're in darkness.

CONVINCE

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

CAN NOT

There are so many people out there who will tell you that you can not. What you've got to do is turn around and say - "Watch me!".

OLDER

The older we get the better we used to be.

WILL

We have to believe in free will. We have no choice.

TRUTH

If the truths are sufficiently unpalatable, our audience is psychically incapable of accepting them and we will be written off as totally unrealistic, hopelessly idealistic, dangerously revolutionary, foolishly gullible or what have you.

--Edsger W.Dijkstra

TIME

Time is the best teacher. Unfortunately it kills all it's students.

MATHEMATICIAN

Mathematicians are like managers - they want improvement without change.

--Edsger Dijkstra

MARRIAGE

A second marriage is the triumph of optimism over experience.

MARKETING

The art of convincing others they have a need for something... for which they have no need.

--Rebecca Fernandez

EXPERIENCE

Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.

--Oscar Wilde

ABOVE-AVERAGE

Nearly everyone has an above-average number of legs.