WILL - definition

Where there's no will, there's no way.

UNIQUE - definition

Always remember you're unique... Just like everyone else.

TRUTH - definition

Pretty much all the honest truth telling in the world is done by children.

--Oliver Wendell

SILENCE - definition

The cruellest lies are often told in silence.

PAY - definition

You don't always get what you pay for. But you always pay for what you get.

LOVE - definition

Falling in love with yourself is easy - the hard part is breaking up.

LOVE - definition

Love is like a roller coaster. If you like it, you don't want to get off, and when you don't... you can't wait to throw up.

LOVE - definition

Love for money is the only type of love that will never turn to hate.

LEGACY CODE - definition

It's legacy code if everyone that wrote it is retired or dead, and if those that continue to maintain it wish they were. Otherwise, it's just called the existing code base.

--Mark Mann

KNOW - definition

It's not what you know, it's who you know.

INTELLIGENT LIFE - definition

Intelligent life may exist on many planets in the universe including the earth. But so far, we just don't have enough evidence.

HONEST - definition

People who are brutally honest get more satisfaction out of the brutality than out of the honesty.

--Richard J. Needham

FRIEND - definition

I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies in a fight. But my friends, my goddamned friends, they're the ones who keep me walking the floor at nights!

--Warren G. Harding

FRIEND - definition

During dearth you will recognize the true friend, during prosperity the girl friend.

CONSULTING - definition

The art of succeeding while unemployed.

--Rick Bayan

CHRISTIANITY - definition

Christianity is a great idea that's never been tried.

BULLSHIT CEELING - definition

The maximum amount of bullshit people are actually willing to take.

BULLSHIT - definition

The triumph of form over content.

--Tom Guarriello

BULLSHIT - definition

Never tell a lie when you can bullshit your way through.

WRITER - definition

Everybody can write; writers can't do anything else.

--Mignon McLaughlin

UNDERSTANDING - definition

We sometimes feel that we have been really understood, but it was always long ago, by someone now dead.

--Mignon McLaughlin

TODAY - definition

Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.

--unknown